Hilarious Quotes About Being a Dad
– "When your kids are toddlers, they'll embarrass you constantly in the grocery store, at the doctor's office, at the park, everywhere. When they're teenagers, it's Dad's turn to pay them back."
– "Nothing you can do can scare me. I raised three daughters."
– "My daughter doesn't have any daddy issues, but I can guarantee her boyfriend will."
– "The key to being an awesome dad is aging without maturing."