Funny Christmas Jokes To Send To Your Little Cousin

Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present’s beneath them.

Who’s Santa’s favorite singer? Elfish Presley.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies

How do you know if Santa’s been in your house? You have presents!

How does Santa Claus get down the chimney? Down the chimney, of course!

What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum — you can’t beat it!

What do you call a snowman with a cold? A runny nose!

Why are elves, such great motivational speakers? They have plenty of self-confidence.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with an airplane? A snowplane!

How does Santa Claus deliver presents to dogs? In a dog-gone sleigh!

What do you call a reindeer ghost? Cari-boo!

How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid camera!

What do you call two reindeer fighting over a Christmas present? Reindeer wrestling!

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move? A frozen Santa!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with an oven? A melted snowman!

How does Santa Claus deliver presents to cats? In a cat-alogue!

How do you fix a broken Santa Claus? With Santa’s little helper!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses!

How does Santa Claus get around the world so fast? On a sleigh-go-round!

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? I have no eye-deer!

Why did Santa cross the road? To get to the other side!

How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid camera!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

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