“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.”
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G.K. Chesterton
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Christmas Quotes on Joy
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Christmas is the season of joy, of gift-giving, and of families united.
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Norman Vincent Peale
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The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays.
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W. C. Jones
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Let us have music for Christmas…
Sound the trumpet of joy and rebirth;
Let each of us try, with a song in our hearts,
To bring peace to men on earth.
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Mildred L. Jarrell
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A joy that is shared is a joy made double.
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John Roy
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Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both.
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Phillips Brooks
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Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people.
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Thomas S. Monson
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I truly believe that if we keep telling the Christmas story, singing the Christmas songs, and living the Christmas spirit, we can bring joy and happiness and peace to this world.
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Norman Vincent Peale
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The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
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Alice Cooper
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The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
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Alice Cooper
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Funny Christmas quotes
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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George Carlin
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What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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Phyllis Diller
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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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Garrison Keillor
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I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead.
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Clarence Clemons
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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Johnny Carson
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There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
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Johnny Carson
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants their past forgotten and their present remembered.
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Phyllis Diller
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Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
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Andy Borowitz
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Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, goodwill to men, and batteries not included.
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Unknown
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I played Santa Claus many times, and if you don’t believe it, check out the divorce settlements awarded my wives.
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~Groucho Marx
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Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
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Unknown
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish.
If it weren’t for Christmas, We’d all be Jewish.
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Benny Hill
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Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
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Andy Borowitz
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Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.
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Ellen DeGeneres
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Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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Bart Simpson
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Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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Dave Barry
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My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
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Melanie White
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You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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Robert Paul
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What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.
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Randall Paskemin
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Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.
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Victor Borge
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I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
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Winston Spear
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That’s the true spirit of Christmas: people being helped by people other than me.
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Jerry Seinfeld
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At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.
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Robert Godden
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Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
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Bridger Winegar
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
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Bob Phillips
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Thank you, stockings, for being a long flammable piece of fabric people like to hang over a roaring fireplace.
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Jimmy Fallon
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My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.
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Les Dawson
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There’s something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.
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Kristen Wiig
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Bloody Christmas, here again,
Let us raise a loving cup,
Peace on earth, goodwill to men,
And make them do the washing up.
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Wendy Cope
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I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.
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Maya Angelou
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Conan O’Brien
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I hate the radio this time of year because they play ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.
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Bridger Winegar
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I don’t want Christmas season to end, because it’s the only time I can legitimately indulge in a particular addiction: glitter.
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Eloisa James
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying ‘toys not included.’
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Bernard Manning
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Next to a circus, there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Kin Hubbard
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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.
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Larry Wilde
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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.