Funny Christmas Quotes

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“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”

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Bob Phillips

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“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!”

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Hamilton Wright Mabie

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“Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks.”

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Anonymous

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“The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen for 20 minutes.”

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Julius Sharpe

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“How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his presents.”

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Unknown

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“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.”

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Robert Godden

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“Christmas is a magical time of year… I just watched all my money magically disappear.”

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Unknown

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“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”

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Henny Youngman

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“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”

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Henny Youngman

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Other beautiful Christmas Quotes

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“Christmas gives us the opportunity to pause and reflect on the important things around us.”

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David Cameron

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“Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves. It directs our thoughts to giving.”

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B. C. Forbes

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“Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first.”

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George Matthew Adams

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“There’s nothing cozier than a Christmas tree all lit up.”

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Jenny Han

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“Christmas is a good time to take stock of our blessings.”

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Pat Boone

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“Every gift which is given, even though it be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection.”

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Pindar

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“From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas bring us closer to each other.”

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Emily Matthews

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“Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection.”

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Winston Churchill

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“This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.”

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Taylor Caldwell

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“Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.”

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Margaret Thatcher

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“Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.”

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Margaret Thatcher

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More Christmas quotes and sayings

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“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”

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Charles M. Schulz

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“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”

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Roy L. Smith

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“If my Valentine you won’t be, I’ll hang myself on your Christmas tree.”

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Ernest Hemingway

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“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.”

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G.K. Chesterton

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“The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood.”

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Richard Paul Evans

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“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”

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Garrison Keillor

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“Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves."

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Eric Severeid

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“It’s easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.”

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Craig Ferguson

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“God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is supposed to be a happy time.”

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Bil Keane

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“Peace on earth will come to stay when we live Christmas every day.”

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Helen Steiner Rice

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