Funny Christmas  card with warm wishes

– Christmas is full of magic. It makes my money magically disappear! Oh well, Happy Christmas!

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– Merry Christmas! I put so much thought into your present that it’s too late to get it.

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– There’s snowbody like you!

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– Christmas is a celebration of love and spirit. Let’s drink the spirits and feel the love.

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– Eat. Drink. Be Merry. Repeat. Happy Christmas!

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– May your gifts be many, and your returns and exchanges be few. Merry Christmas!

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– It’s the most wine-derful time of the year. Merry Christmas!

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– Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, with all the best food, beer, and festive cheer!

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– Season’s eatings and a happy new year!

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– Bah humbug! (Just kidding – Merry Christmas!)

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– Merry Christmas and all that other fun stuff.

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– Christmas is Claus for celebration!

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– Wishing you the gifts of the season — Peace, Joy, and Chardonnay.

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– A clear sign that you are getting older is how Santa looks younger each year. Happy Christmas!

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– Have your elf a merry little Christmas.

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– Remember on Christmas day calories don’t count. Enjoy!

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– Don’t try to borrow any money from elves; they’re always a little short! Have a merry Christmas!

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– It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list! Happy Xmas.

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– I hope your Christmas is filled with big smiles and big celebrations – but not big credit card bills. Have a great one!

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